dependapotamus stories

Paint a picture. “Originally, I thought they were just the petrified remains of an ordinary manatee. I believe you are forgetting something."

Small Ham Jr.: An equally round one-year-old. This angered her as I was a lowly SrA cop. Everyone else just keeps passing on their prior service marine buddy's story.

I went to tech school with a prior service marine. I don't have to worry about having an entitled wife like that because I'd kick her ass to the curb before putting a ring on it. So she has some nerve.

Attack of the dependapotamus (crosspost from r/military) So, we had a family day on Camp Pendleton, Camp Horno to be exact. I found a tag chaser on my friend’s list. At this point I could just feel that shit was about to get real. And of course, she flipped shit. Having said that, I was at the gym once and there was one using like three or four machines in circuit which were all spaced around the gym. Dr. Alvarez’s discovery is considered to be groundbreaking as it proves the dependapotamus is a separate species and genus distinct from the homo-sapien.

And I am free to spend my money as I please. The Dependopotamus is a vile creature that can be spotted throughout all branches of the US military.

LCPL and below had to park maybe 100 feet away. A Dependapotamus. Army to publish ‘Fifty Shades of War’ fanfic erotica, Spartan who missed phalanx forced to wear giant sundial for fortnight, Biblical scholars: King David was the original ‘Jody’. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Lol, I'm surprised someone freaked about firearms when their sponsor was in the military. An insult. So, Chief escaped just now. He looked over the ID and handed it back. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. Later he was called into his supervisor's (or commanders, it's been many moons since I've heard this story) office and was asked if he had saluted a sticker this morning. Well, I’m guessing that answer is going to depend a lot on the experiences of the one answering. Oh you don't know how hard I struggled not to laugh or smile hearing that... Any who, pilot wife gave up the phone number then went to the back of the line.

Too bad she didn't give the lady my last name, would have loved to have that conversation with some random Captain.

But it’s ridiculous that milsos can’t post anything online without other military girlfriends and wives calling them a dependa, or worse, a dependapotamus (how do you even spell that).

Ask the community. Suddenly, some lady interrupts her with "How about you take your E-4 wife self and help a Captain's wife!"

DA Muro. As a female in the service, this is extremely irritating. Or just a derogatory term used to put down other military spouses, empty of meaning outside of this mean-spiritedness? (Eglin had an F-16 squadron and a test pilot wing of all the fighter types) I tell her, in no uncertain terms, that I don't care at all who her husband is and to get back in line or get kicked out. More curious I'm wondering if anyone has ever told a dependa to go fuck themselves and their husband tried to stand up for them even the dependa was in the wrong and was a higher rank. Why “Dependapotamus” Needs to End by Danya If you’re a military spouse, you’ve probably heard a few terms like Tag Chaser, WestPac Widow, OSMW (overly-sensitive military wife), and the infamous Dependapotamus. Not grossly obese, actually helps around the house, walks outside willingly, and is capable of basic loyalty to her significant other. Their marriage ended tragically after Ms. Chalupa died while choking on a Hot Pocket while demanding to speak with Torres’s Commanding Officer. You’re a whore.“. Soldier Dropped From WLC After Terrorizing Fellow Students... Four-star general gets only one star on Yelp. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, Mechanical surgeon turned gas station attendant. As I was trying to lock the screen door so that I could put him on the leash, he bolted. Only then do I feel like screaming ‘no, you’re the reason marine wives have bad names. Ms. Chalupa wrote numerous letters, and sent countless messages carried by pigeon to Sanchez’s chain of command demanding entitlements, and separations pay for her troubles. Tell me your Dependa Stories. 83% Upvoted. At this point the woman who was waiting in line just in front of pilot wife steps forward and taps her on the shoulder.

So, working at the visitor center for Eglin a few years back... We had a line of people getting passes for friends/family. I used to like playing “Hungry Hippos”, until I started living on base. I have met fantastic spouses, and also the ones that throw their husband’s rank around like it is theirs. My wife worked at the one on youree and had to deal with all the shit from locals also. She is the dependent of a military man and lacks any form of self-awareness and cognitive capacity to realize what an utterly worthless sack of shit she is. I just went through the “military girlfriend” tag because I thought it would be cute…. It is no where near “endangered” status yet. We had a family fun day in our corresponding bbq pit, jumpy house, and even a small amount of performer like magicians, live music, and carnival like setting. To begin, I work 12 hour days, starting at 5:00 in the morning. I tell her to get back in line and wait like everyone else. And she, and more likely, her husband have noticed Wesley hasn’t been around because they’ve been outside a lot lately and have just seen me with Chief. Don’t you dare judge me as I walk around the PX with my designer purse because um, I like have a job? For example, MOST civilian jobs don’t require someone to go away to months/years at a time. Until I know of some dependapotamus cheating skank running around claiming marine wife until she’s blue in the face. Kremlin Seized By Self-Loathing, Fear After Kafkaesque Putin... Obituary: Gen. Leia Organa, Veteran of the Rebel Alliance, South Carolina Police Hunt ‘Fake’ Drill Instructor. GTFO of here with that shit fat bitch.

Unfortunately, there is still no way to distinguish a dependapatomus from a human until after it has reached full development. The content of this webpage may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written consent of Bright Mountain Media, Inc. which may be contacted at info@brightmountainmedia.com, ticker BMTM. Chance’s wife was not okay with him agreeing by saying, “fine.” She apparently wanted to continue her humiliation by recording his pathetic response so she could post it to Facebook. ), Obese lance corporal ‘totally going to sign up’ for base gym’s new HIIT classes, ClauseFic? I will not sit here and let you take advantage of a service member just so you can feed your ego and wallet. You can't just reserve random equipment spread out across the gym and expect others to blindly obey your wishes. Ugh, if my wife ever acted like that I'd feel obligated to personally apologize on her behalf. So, here I am, doing it all by myself. While there are many young Private First Class (PFC) soldiers in Army with poor marriages, this one takes the cake. Boom, mic dropped.

And it’s pretty obviouse he had something done because he’s running around with a giant coneon his head. As Mr. Hugh Bohner, a medical researcher with the CDC explained, “We thought it was a virus at first. My wife actually has hobbies/things to do thankfully. First of all, it's not a term that refers generally to military spouses, or even military spouses who don't work.

Kind of like the c-word and b-word of milspouse-land. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Get paid for your art. Cyber Sys... OH YOU WORK WITH COMPUTERS?? "Woman, "Do you know who my husband is? You see, Joe is very lonely, is away from home, and everything he has ever known.

Alvarez traveled to the Galapagos on a hunch after examining Spanish colonial-era journals documenting the marriage of a strange woman known only as “Gordita Chalupa” to a sailor on Francisco Pizzaro’s expedition to the islands in 1534. share. Press J to jump to the feed. She disagrees with me and loudly proclaims she shouldn't have to wait in line as her husband is an officer and a fighter pilot. But this whole ‘oh she has a coach purse, she must be spending her husband’s hard earned money.’ Well I have bought my purses or have gotten them as gifts, as I’m sure lots of other women have also. That’s not your dog.” Like, really?

I'm sure he and my husband will have a very interesting conversation about the way you were treated here today.". Pretty sure I read this story before too hahaha. It is believed she wanted to complain about Torres’s off-duty behavior, and unwillingness to do the dishes when home from work. "Pilot wife, "No.". Scientists are dedicating more time researching the evolution of other parasitic species on the Galapagos for signs to unlock this mystery. He ran towards my back yard neighbors, who were eating outside on the porch with their friends. So now that we've covered generally what a dependapotamus is, let's get a few things straight on what a dependapotamus isn't. She keeps egging him and egging him. Future dependapotamus wish him luck for me.

Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Especially those who have families on the inside and don’t really know how to get around visiting them and what not. I can’t believe she would be that rude. Four for you, dependas. This is a easy mistake to make said creature is incredibly rare. Experiment with DeviantArt’s own digital drawing tools. You don’t get a rank or title by marrying someone – it is EARNED. Is it a fat, lazy, benefits-seeking military wife?

In a video recording -released through YouTube- the Army PFC, Chance, is forced by his wife to get on his knees and promise to rub her feet. “We never thought we’d uncover this here, in the Galapagos of all places.”. Your supervisor can grant you 24hr Qtrs. This is my first time hanging out in base watching the guys softball practice and no fucking joke every wife here has yelled at least once at their husband and they are all over weight. Watched one throw a tantrum in the Nellis BX because they sell firearms. Our barracks had parking in front for all billets and NCOs. He assured her that he wasn't, and she replied, "that sticker on my windshield says that my husband is an officer, therefore, you should salute me."

You can make the argument that being with someone in the military is just like being with someone with any other civilian job, but I think there are distinct differences. Dr. Alvarez’s discovery is considered to be groundbreaking as it proves the dependapotamus is a separate species and genus distinct from the homo-sapien. It’s counterproductive to creating a supportive environment for all military spouses. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite and share. Eventually, Sanchez decided to divorce her, and sent her back to the islands from which she came. I swear I have one guy in every shop I've ever been in tell the "marine gate guard" not saluting a officer's wife story. All rights reserved. So, after all that, what is a dependapotamus? Plenty of stay at home moms and spouses do their part to be part of a healthy, symbiotic relationship—not a parasitic one. Unbeknownst to me I had sat on one she was using, she walked up to me from across the room from the cable machine and let me know that she was using this machine. Which Starbucks? Dependapotamus: noun: An individual incapable of independent living and or functioning. Security took action by throwing twinkies and coupons in the opposite direction.

64 comments. I wish I was there to see the "OMG how dare you" face on the wife. Apparently dependapotamus is getting so bad that active duty military is making up stories to rag on military spouses. Already sucking down a 'Beetus Juice. [[BUT]] i have come across PLENTY who are your typical “dependapotamus”.

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