Can you repeat what you just said?" Give me a pen and I’ll give you my autograph. She posted some smart ass comnent calling me a thief. What have you been up to lately? It’s going to take a little while before I could say the same to you. Yeah...I wanted to ask you out, but my friend said I'm now out of your league. Mwahahahaha....the human sacrifices I offered have finally worked! I mean I literally do this one too. The more I drink, the more attractive you become.

Since you have said that, I have to think from my both hemispheres of brain before I could reply to you. A simple "thank you" is always welcome, but it just doesn’t cut it anymore in some other cases. I would explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons!

You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really. Eenngk, enggk, engggkk! If I had a dollar for every compliment I’ve received so far, I’d be a billionaire. Are you a spy? I’m shutting my eyes tight so everything goes black. I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse. Well, you’ve been graced by luck because this list is here to help you out!

Yeah, but actions speak louder than words. Sometimes you suck, but I love you too. What do you want? Well A girl thats good looking said ¨your cute me and my friend been thinking about you last night .¨ I played it out like an Alpah and didnt turn around or said anything . Stand up to the bully and they lose their power.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night. This is the result of soaking in the blood of countless virgins. Am I? I almost gave a f*ck. Also the same girl came up to me the other day and she came up to me and also kept on staring at me and i said I know im beatiful but i dont want you to use me to look perfect so get away nobody wants your gibberish and a copycat in their faces, My suggestion: "Igh, I knew I smelt a dumbass", someone says your ugly. You should have made a point out of the compliment, drag a conversation about it. No! Roses are red; violets are blue. You might burn yourself.

To tell you the truth, in my past life, I was an ugly insect. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. Are you kidding me?! I was asked out by a boy to go grab a drink, I thanked him but said I had a boyfriend, he responded: "yeah, well, don't bring him obviously" which made me laugh so much and got us through the awkwardness. It smells really bad. I find this really helpful- I hope you step on a lego without socks and turn into an amputee. That sounds weird coming from you. I’d tell you how, but you would have to pay me. That’s a nice story and all, but in what chapter do you shut the f*ck up?

More comebacks you may like. Told my boyfriend about it afterwards and he said "kudos to you, with that quick response I'd have understood if you went for a drink with him." *then you walk away*. I didn’t hear you. Some are said with good intentions. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one pretty. I have five fingers, and the third one is for you.

How old are you? "I just wanted to see what boys would say in that situation because sometimes they get a bit squeamish about that kind of stuff.

Than as the conversation goes you could pick something she says and make another point from there. It’s actually the result of me not taking a bath for weeks. I hope you get well soon. Are you sure you aren’t sick or something? I reposted what a friend of mine posted. Do you hear that?

Scram! No! Not this again...take a number and wait in line. I love you. I’m getting hungry.

I understand what you're saying, but if I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong. "My roommate said 'I’m gonna text my boyfriend and tell him that I want a baby,' and I thought it was funny.

My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that question. I love you too but please don’t tell the world that we are together now. Knowing these, you can easily be one complimented person. For the love of god, why? You might burn yourself. Help us out by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the dating and sex questions below. You little piece of sh*t! Woah! They said they're all out of...you! Thank you very much for thinking about me! I cannot be dead! That's good, because me loving you would be kind of awkward if you didn't. No matter what you end up saying in response to someone giving you a compliment, there are some steps you have to follow so you don't make the situation weird or awkward. Flattery won’t get you anywhere, fella.

*Laugh hysterically, and put away the notebook*. Thanks, but I prefer to be noticed for my intellectual capacity. Cause, sometimes I just need to tune off my ear and to go on working with my stuff rather than listening to others. Oh, enough about me!

But first, you must pass the seven deadly trials of love. Do you want to help me prove him/her wrong?

Much better now that you are with me. If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape. I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass. Don’t tell anyone, but I used to be an ugly duckling. But often when girls compliment they are EITHER testing you (which doesn’t happen often) or they really mean it and if so you shouldn’t talk it out. "Gosh, you really are like a diaper. I have an idea for you to add saying this: (Wait until someone says a bad comment about you or someone) *Pull out a notebook and pretend to write some stuff, and they might ask what your doing* Oh, Hey, I didn't see you were here. It is kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. Then, after raising your hand, put it on your mouth. I think I’m just ahead of you by one bath. If they ask you why, say: “Cause it looks like you landed on your face!”. The jerk store called. Wait for your turn. These are just some of the many compliments people tell one another on a daily basis. You must be tired because you’ve been running in my mind this whole time. Use them however you like! “I’ll leave you to it for now. Are you tired of the usual responses to the expression “I love you?" My point is to keep the conversation flowing and but if text wait at least 1 minute to open the chat if they replied immediately but if they take 1 minute wait 3-6 and if they take 10 wait at least 10 minutes to reply.

I don't blame you. Hey, what’s up? Shyron E Shenko from Texas on May 28, 2018: I can totally relate on this response ---- "Umm...pardon me, I wasn’t listening. Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web, grasping infinite information, and reveling in entertainment and fun. Funny and Clever Replies to "I Love You!".

Seems most people don't know that 'hefe' doesn't translate to loser or someone trying to be cool. Me when someone compliments me: *silently tries to pretend that didn't happen and walk away*. I have better things to do than listening to you. Everyone’s entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing the privilege.

Okay, bye. I don't care what everyone else says. Anything funny (not desperate) just joke a little but act like you’re serious in a funny way. We’ve got a lot of mean-spirited people in the world already.

I was too busy thinking about how gorgeous I am. Hey baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter.

Why are you drooling? I've got something I need to say. This crazy, slightly neurotic me? This list rolls up 100 funny and witty replies to rude comments.

Thanks for sharing. Just remember: “Always be gracious and kind whenever you can!” You know you’re better than any compliment in the world. Do you speak any other languages? This will come in handy for mean ppl on discord, i know i am short but i will grow too bad you will be ugly forever, i cant find where i asked for your opinion, I'm not a mirror(if they say you are ugly), I burned my sisters friend with this thanks, Hey.

Some may sound different depending on how you say them or what kind of context you’re in. Umm...pardon me, I wasn’t listening.



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